Damien Symonds

Great! So what's the exact size of the black square?

I'm working on your image, but it'll be in between loads of washing, and vacuuming and stuff (my Mum is coming to stay!) so please be patient with me, it might be a little while before I have something to show you.

It's more likely Lens Blur, but it's very badly done. You can see the halo either side of the trees in the foreground. Blurring MUST begin with the cloning step, it's so important: http://www.damiensymonds.net/2010/06/blurring-background-false-dof.html

Now design your polaroid. Put a black square on it where you want the photo to go.

Great. And did you download the PSD and take a look at the layers?

Yes ...

Ok, that's your starting point. Once we know exactly how you like it, we can automate it. But it starts with knowing the exact size of the square image, and therefore the exact size of the space around it.

Oh yes, the second one is excellent!!!!!!!! Now, before we go any further, have you browsed the existing files?

This is vitally important. You must NEVER look at skintone when editing raw files. Until you accept this, you can never grow as an editor.

Just keep warming it until the jacket in the photo matches the jacket in your hand. It's easy, don't worry.

Keep going. It's nowhere near grey yet.

Gosh no, you don't need new prints!!!!! The prints you already have are fine. This will be a problem. Millers and Mpix are shit. For the actual act of calibration, you should be in as dim light as possible. So yes, definitely close the blinds for that. For the actual editing, bright light is good, as long as it's not hitting you directly. Maybe you could show me a photo of your room?

Did you get the coat?

Terrific! Get the jacket out of the washing basket, to see how inaccurate your white balance is. Or, if the child isn't asleep, ask her to come in to your office so you can check if her hair really is purple

No, come on, the white balance is appalling. Is this your own child?

Yep, sure, we can do this! First, go ahead and do your raw processing on your photo as normal, then post it again and we'll discuss the artistic editing.

Hi Traci, what instructions have the yearbook people given you for the photo? Some of them specify the height of the head, or whatever.

Terrific! We can easily set up a little action to do this for us. Have you mocked one up? We need to start by working out how wide the white border will be around the three thin edges.

Let me know what they say.

No, not at all. The profile for magazine - even a non-glossy one - is very different from newsprint. This is the more relevant article. In short, you have to ask them (and ask them, and ask them, and ask them, until you get a reasonable answer) to provide a profile.

Oh darn, that will make things harder. Still, I strongly recommend you open the people photo like this so you can fix the white balance and exposure.

Hi Kelly, When we get to the end of the process, they'll need some shadowing under them to make it plausible. But that's not the problem at the moment. The problem is the light. Did you shoot them in raw?

I think this will depend where you're getting them printed. Does your lab have a special "polaroid" product? Or are you just getting normal prints (6x4s) with appropriately aligned white space?

No, you're right. This is a common problem, sadly. Those "dumb" websites have no parameters for enlargement, they just look for numbers of pixels. Everyone who sells digital files face this problem from time to time. It's yet another reason why you should be aiming to shift your business model towards printing, not selling digitals. For now, find out what size they are trying to print, and which files, and resize them specifically and send them again.

Oh yes, 80 is very common. Even 70 in some cases.